Ex wife

Doesn’t clean and doesn’t cook but she’s free!!! Pm for details.

I got one of those. Maybe we can get em together and married so I can get mine off the payroll!

Y’all are absolutely hilarious

Does the mute button work?

How many rounds through it?

...... I'd guess that you don't want to know. Prolly looks like a roast beef sandwich that's been used as a machine shop grease rag for six months.

Ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Well yeah, but only in Florida. And only after a full meal and two Irish Wakes from McGuire's.

Makes me miss all the smelly salty goodness. Glad I invested heavily in Germex thought.

Mcguires! Emmm shepherds pie

Well I wasn’t the original owner but she’s what you would say serviceable…..at least all the people that saw her while we were married serviced her.

So what your saying is that if she had as many rounds poking out of her as she has had run through her she would look like a porcupine ???

Precisely

Status?

I’ll throw my ex in as a bonus !

Two ex wives for one. Heck it’s really two for free. We’ve had our fun and most of the other guys had their fun as well. They’re still up for grabs. Prefer ftf transactions but they never had any problem driving to your location in the past.