Posted by: OldBay
Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/08/20 08:52 PM
There was a man who couldn't stop buying semi-automatic ...
Posted by: 870Jedi
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/08/20 08:56 PM
Potato guns. He was in a potato arms race with his..
Posted by: Cash is King
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/08/20 10:07 PM
Cousin's Sister/wife who was a Tier 1 moonshiner in...
Posted by: the cwa
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/08/20 10:28 PM
West By God VaGinny. It was then he realized that the truck had...
Posted by: Verylargeboots
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 06:19 PM
The clap. A feller from West By God VaGinny mistook it's tailpipe for his cousins...
Posted by: gobroncos
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 10:59 PM
... poo pipe. Turned out it was just his dog's ...
Posted by: Welder
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 11:01 PM
...sheep at which point he remembered what his Pappy used to say:
"Be polite, be professional but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
Whereupon he turned to his transsexual llama and said...
Posted by: Kaisdad
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 11:04 PM
If you **VOTE IN NOVEMBER** a deaf nun shell have nothing to say but...
Posted by: The Corps
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 11:14 PM
grunt and moan. While using the motion of the ocean, you realized...
Posted by: jadubya
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 11:46 PM
Before your started banging the nun she asked for tree fiddy. What had lead to the subsequent realization that This wasn’t a nun at all..it was that gotdamn....
Posted by: Bcmgunfighter
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/09/20 11:55 PM
Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. The awkward part wasn’t even that all of the Shire was watching... it was that you mistook Bilbo’s treasure for...
Posted by: Dadcpu
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/13/20 02:41 PM
My neighbors cousin just died form this over the weekend in Alexandria and he was in his early 30's. Be careful and stay safe.
Posted by: Cash is King
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/13/20 07:05 PM
...while performing brain surgery on an un-sedated honey badger. The badge's teeth slashed the surgeon's carotid artery... leaving only the inept intern available to...
Posted by: smartcar
Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) - 04/19/20 12:03 AM
See if Sonny really ever loved Cher or was it...