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#1619318 - 04/08/20 08:52 PM Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation)
OldBay Offline
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Posts: 259
Loc: VA 22032
City or County: Burke/Fairfax
There was a man who couldn't stop buying semi-automatic ...
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#1619323 - 04/08/20 08:56 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
870Jedi Offline
Rack grade

Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 451
Loc: RVA to W-Burg
City or County: King William
Potato guns. He was in a potato arms race with his..


Edited by 870Jedi (04/08/20 08:56 PM)

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#1619357 - 04/08/20 10:07 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Registered: 09/15/11
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Cousin's Sister/wife who was a Tier 1 moonshiner in...
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#1619363 - 04/08/20 10:28 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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West By God VaGinny. It was then he realized that the truck had...
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#1619737 - 04/09/20 06:19 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Professional FUDD Hater

Registered: 10/10/16
Posts: 728
Loc: VA
City or County: Lynchburg
The clap. A feller from West By God VaGinny mistook it's tailpipe for his cousins...


Edited by Verylargeboots (04/09/20 06:22 PM)
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#1619850 - 04/09/20 10:59 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: Verylargeboots]
gobroncos Offline
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Registered: 01/22/10
Posts: 1091
Loc: Roanoke, VA
City or County: Roanoke
... poo pipe. Turned out it was just his dog's ...

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#1619851 - 04/09/20 11:01 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
Welder Offline
Single barrel

Registered: 08/25/12
Posts: 28
Loc: VA
City or County: K-town
...sheep at which point he remembered what his Pappy used to say:

"Be polite, be professional but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

Whereupon he turned to his transsexual llama and said...


Edited by Welder (04/09/20 11:02 PM)
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#1619853 - 04/09/20 11:04 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
Kaisdad Offline
Double barrel

Registered: 12/30/19
Posts: 98
Loc: Virginia
City or County: Midlothian and Fredericksburg
If you **VOTE IN NOVEMBER** a deaf nun shell have nothing to say but...
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#1619857 - 04/09/20 11:14 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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grunt and moan. While using the motion of the ocean, you realized...
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#1619866 - 04/09/20 11:46 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Registered: 07/22/12
Posts: 43
Loc: 757 va usa
City or County: va beach
Before your started banging the nun she asked for tree fiddy. What had lead to the subsequent realization that This wasn’t a nun at all..it was that gotdamn....

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#1619872 - 04/09/20 11:55 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Not all ARs are created equal...

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Bilbo Baggins of the Shire. The awkward part wasn’t even that all of the Shire was watching... it was that you mistook Bilbo’s treasure for...
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#1621586 - 04/13/20 02:41 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Registered: 01/11/10
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My neighbors cousin just died form this over the weekend in Alexandria and he was in his early 30's. Be careful and stay safe.

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#1621755 - 04/13/20 07:05 PM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Registered: 09/15/11
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...while performing brain surgery on an un-sedated honey badger. The badge's teeth slashed the surgeon's carotid artery... leaving only the inept intern available to...


Edited by Cash is King (04/13/20 07:06 PM)
Edit Reason: Typos.
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#1624416 - 04/19/20 12:03 AM Re: Once upon a time... (SB Collaborative story to ease Covid isolation) [Re: OldBay]
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Registered: 01/04/13
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Loc: NOVA
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See if Sonny really ever loved Cher or was it...

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